Sarcastic divorce quotes. Demotivators®

Divorce Quotes (923 quotes)

Sarcastic divorce quotes

~ Brian Celio When two divorced people marry, four people get into bed. ~ Anonymous Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students! Here are some sarcastic remarks on love and its nature. Then there will be at least one man to regret my death. Well, that comes from poor judgment. Murder sometimes, but never divorce.

Nächster

20 Best Quotes On Breakup Revenge And Getting Even

Sarcastic divorce quotes

Sarcasm is disguised humor and mockery which can even pass as a straight statement if not understood carefully. Marriage is a great institution. That is the reason one should never marry. In preparing this collection I ruled out many droll or humorous quotes that I saw as overly simplistic, sarcastic or cynical. Many strands bring the couple and their families together and spin their lives into a fabric that is woven on their children. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. Sarcasm is humor used as a weapon.

Nächster

Witty and Sarcastic Quotes for Every Cynic Out There

Sarcastic divorce quotes

~ Anonymous The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. ~ Anonymous Be careful about reading health books. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce. Marriage enlarges the scene of our happiness and of our miseries as well… poor me. Neighbors and relatives are enough.

Nächster

Sarcastic divorce

Sarcastic divorce quotes

One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic. The trick is to find and continue to find grounds for marriage. I will remember and recover, not forgive and forget. I really thought you already knew. A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. Classic humor from governments, corporations, and clever people like you.

Nächster

Sarcastic Quotes

Sarcastic divorce quotes

The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living. Sure, there may be some correlation with attitude problems and being sassy, but you don't have to be a mean person to be strong-willed in that way. But the things that show your weak side are also the same ones that make you stronger in the long run. Living well is the best revenge. One of the hardest lessons in life is letting go. But again so are thunder lightning tornados and hail.

Nächster

Sarcastic Sayings About Life That Will Pierce Through Your Heart

Sarcastic divorce quotes

Heck no, you can't insult them. ~ Sarah Rees Brennan I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time? No family should be without it. The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods. But if a marriage is born between two already self-discovered, what a lovely adventure begins, hurricanes and all. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed. That was a true and incomplete answer. Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings … and lawyers.

Nächster

50 Best Savage Quotes For When You're In A Super

Sarcastic divorce quotes

Those that hurt you will eventually screw up all by themselves and if you are lucky, God will let you watch. Marriage is like pi — natural, irrational, and very important. ~ Anonymous Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them. Then I suggest you quit finding me. Better by far you should forget and smile than that you should remember and be. But it sure makes me feel good. For when speakers and writers who may well have been themselves talk about marital break-ups, they frequently betray a certain resentment, even bitterness.

Nächster

Sarcastic Quotes

Sarcastic divorce quotes

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man Love in marriage should be the accomplishment of a beautiful dream, and not, as it too often is, the end. And it sounds like 'Oh that's so simple', because it's not simple to stop feeling sorry for yourself, it's bloody hard. I realized I can do so much without you. The worst event, of course, is marriage. ~ Joyce Brothers In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce.

Nächster